I think this actually the best thing that’s ever been on my dash
DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST FUCKGIN HAPPEN
He has become one
He is free
fuCIM’M ACTUALLY CRYING HELPRDTJUYFIUIOKLF
living the dream
Kevin Townsend, “temporary drawing” (08.06.13), men’s room blackboard no. 2 — 103 awkward minutes
Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
^^ that made this post a hell of a lot less frightening
Except for the part where mermaids are sea demons with sharp teeth and scaley skin that drag you to the depths of the ocean to devour you. Life ain’t a Disney movie.
woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post
THE SMITHS - PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol